Funny Pickup Lines

The purpose of a pickup line is to get the attention of someone. The purpose is also to gain a sufficiently favorable impression that you end up going out with them. There are a lot of pickup lines that you can use and a lot of pickup lines that will help you end up with a date. However, our suggestion is that if you use funny pickup lines you will set a happy tone for your evolving relationship. Remember, as we always say, that dating is supposed to be fun. Do not move too quickly to romance or sex or you may miss a lot of fun and potentially great relationships along the way. And remember that the business of dating someone is not that you get sex with one person and throw the rest out. A healthy dating policy on your part will help you find friends who may not end up being lovers but will remain friends forever. Funny pickup lines are a good way to start on this path. And, frankly, funny pickup lines make a great first impression.

A Few Examples:

  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?This is a flattering pickup line and invites your new friend into a pretend conspiracy against your friends at the other table. It is also a safe one in that you are unlikely to get slapped.
  • If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.This is funny because even a bright person will think just a second before realizing that they have been flattered.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.This self-deprecating pickup line takes the pressure off and lets you into the world of your new friend without any strings attached.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. This is also self-deprecating, funny, and likely to succeed.
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. This probably falls into the category of follow-up funny pickup lines. You want to make the point that you find this person very attractive and do not want to go overboard.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Some folks like word games and funny pickup lines like these help lighten the mood and show that you have a brain in your head and a sense of humor.
  • I bet you $20 you are going to turn me down. This is not the most funny of pickup lines but it might work or you might even make $20!
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? This is a funny and cute pickup line. This is also a follow up sort of line.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.


I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Both of these are funny pickup lines because you are implying wealth that you probably do not have. On the other hand the funny thing is that she might just be interested enough to want to follow up.


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? This may be funnier to you than her but if it works you know that she really does have a neat sense of humor. One of the values of funny pickup lines is that they tend to be well received by people who have a sense of humor which is a real plus in either a hot first date or in building a happy relationship.

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